WEAKLINGS
LIKE EL MATEMATICO WHO I HAVE DESTROYED:
I HAVE DESTROYED MANY
WEAKLINGS, BUT NONE DO I DESTROY ON A MORE REGULAR REGULARITY THAN
EL MATEMATICO. HE IS LIKE THE DONKEY YOU KICK WHEN YOU ARE HAPPY BUT WANT TO
BE HAPPIER.
BECAUSE I AM A COMPUTER
SMARTIST, I HAVE USED COMPUTERS TO CAPTURE THE STUPID HEAD OF EL STUPID
MATEMATICO. I BET HE COULD NOT DO THE MATH REQUIRED TO MAKE A COMPUTER DO
THAT! HA HA HA!
I NOW WILL LET YOU BLOW
UP HIS STUPID HEAD BECAUSE I AM SUCH A FUN BAD GUY WHO EATS FUN DIP WHEN
HE IS BEING BAD.
(IF YOU CANNOT SEE ABOVE GAME, YOU ARE STUPID AND DO NOT
HAVE FLASH)
SEE? I AM BEST IN SO MANY
WAYS THAT YOU HAVE TO CALL THE BRICKLAYERS ON THE PHONE SO THEY CAN PUT
BRICKS ON YOU TO WEIGH YOU DOWN SO YOU DON'T FLOAT AWAY IN AMAZEMENT.