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SWIMMING: WHAT IS HAS DONE FOR ME AND HOW IT WILL DROWN YOU
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RECENT BATTLES THAT HUMILIATED MY WORTHLESS OPPONENTS
WEAKLINGS LIKE EL MATEMATICO WHO I HAVE DESTROYED
MY
EVIL SIDEKICK WHO WILL KICK YOU IN THE SIDES
MY APPEARANCE IN TEEN MAGAZINE
MY
LIFE JOURNAL OF IMPORTANCE
MY FATHER - THE AMAZON
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